Name: David James Waldo
Birthday: November 22, 1982
E-mail address: dave@waldos.net
Homepage: n/a
Why did you start playing trombone? I thought it was a cool instrument.
Favorite color(s): green
Favorite type of music: Classical; I also like Dave Matthews Band
Favorite joke(s): Don't say I didn't warn you...

A duck walked into a bar one day and sat down. Rather nonchalantly, he said to the bartender, "Got any lunch?" The bartender replied, "We don't serve ducks here." So the duck left.

The next day, the duck walked back into the bar and sat down at the bar. He again asked the bartender, "Got any lunch?" The bartender, now a little irritated, said, "I told you yesterday, we don't serve ducks here." The duck left.

The next day, the duck comes back and asks the bartender, "Got any lunch?" This made the bartender mad. "Listen, duck," he said, "I've told you twice now that we don't serve ducks here, and if I say that we don't serve ducks here, it means that we don't serve ducks here! And if you come back tomorrow, I'm going to nail your webbed foot to the bar!" So the duck left.

The next day, the duck enters the bar, sits at the bar, and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?"

"No," said the bartender, puzzled.

"Got any lunch?"

Misc. info: I have 2 older sisters and a beagle, and am the only person who goes to my church that is younger than 60 years old and drives a Buick Century. :)